Here I am attempting to teach Christian principles to youths by paralleling ball handling techniques to Christian evangelism. In the background you can see some of the “whimsically goofy” props used to advance their Christian knowledge. I refer to those in the back row as toilet seat and tongue shaped throw throughs, being as they represent Satan, and his various aliases. Also can be seen some of the worldly worded orange cones that the participants maneuver around, keeping them at bay with Heisman trophy-like stiff-arms and ball switching protection techniques. Of course, the front row of orange life savor buoys are reserved for the Gospel of Christ with the appropriate hinged targets that Christians should identify with throughout their obedient lives.